My Crazy Thoughts.

My Crazy Thoughts.

woensdag 19 november 2008

Thought of the Day 19/11/2008


Today I want to take the time to talk about the subject in the picture. In human language its name is The Annoying Thing. I don’t get this thing. I don’t get people that buy ringtones either? Why do you people put money in a ringtone? Isn’t it the point to pick up as fast as possible when someone calls you? How the fuck can you fully enjoy the ringtone you bought when it’s the point to pick up when it starts playing which will end the tune and bring you to your phone conversation. Why the hell are you all putting money in something that in TRUE logic only will play for about 3-6 seconds tops? And then you actually don’t hear what’s playing because you are curious who calls you. If you would enjoy the ringtone then you wouldn’t pick up the phone and you would start dancing and singing with the phone in your hand. But do we people do that? NOoo… We get a phone call and we pick the phone up. So stop putting money into ringtones, they are useless. But this ringtone with the blue alien is even worse then that. That ringtone is shit. If you hear that ringtone you want to pick up as fast as you can because the song makes you crazy like hell. This ringtone isn’t even meant to keep on playing, its meant to play 3 seconds and then you need to pick up the damn phone or you will go crazy and kill your neighbor. I talk out of knowledge. So with this ringtone they are stealing your money for sure, because when the tone starts playing you want to push it back off immediately. Other ringtones still may have the luck to sound good but this one makes you crazy. I don’t get that. But well, maybe I am just stupid.

vrijdag 26 september 2008

My view of a female students high school paper.


My idea of a super paper for High school (for a girl).
Horny people in America. Why they are necessary, and why we need to be like them to safe America.

I want to talk about all the horny people in America, including myself. True evolution our species have evolved into humping rabbits. Simply to produce more habitants then China & Japan together. We need to accomplish this fact, because when President Bush goes on like this we need to produce at maximum cost. We all know our leader likes to play cowboy on the prairies but he forgets the fact that he is not a cowboy, but a president. He forgets that all the time, and sometimes I think on the day he signed the paper to make a campaign for his upcoming election he simply thought it was a signup sheet for an real Texas BBQ. Then when all of a sudden he became president, they told him he became Sherriff over America. A little boys dream came out for that little wannabe cowboy and since then he been shooting his bullets in every direction he can. I sometimes think he as an agency who sits all day and night looking at a computer screen calculating in what direction he hasn’t shot yet, to find it then and email it directly to the president, excuse me, Sherriff Bush himself. He wants to get all the stars himself. He actually believes the stars on the American flag or Sherriff Stars which he can earn over the period he is Sherriff. Somehow he believes every country is a star and by blasting that country off the world map he gains that star. And then they tell me I am crazy. So at one point in time he will be in war against every country on the world, except Germany, in time the Nazi fans will recapture Germany, making it a fall out base for Herr Bush, like they like to call him. To conclude I finish with the answer to this. We need to dress up sexy and hot as a girl, to seduce every boy, also the ugly ones, it’s for our country. Then when we fuck all boys of America, give the fertilized egg cell to the government who will make super babies of them. (If u think hero's was just a story u were wrong. It’s the future!!!!!) Then there will be created American Super Soldiers and the Germans create their Der Internationale Clown Klubf. In short both country's form the group; A.S.S & D.I.C.K, or D.I.C.K. und A.S.S. Whatever u prefer.
Together we can win this war against terrorism. Let’s just do what we need to do and give our pussy to our neighbor! May God be with u, and much weed and alcohol, please let there be some kind of drug….

Now, wouldn’t that be a great paper!!!!! I even found this pic with google when I searched after Sherrif Bush, the funny thing was I discovered it after I Wrote this. Now this pic needs to be in German langauge and is prefering Bush as a shooting cowboy. Funny. I love my mind.

My answer on someons question to me about if its possible to be crazier then me?

Yeah it’s possible to get crazier, if u are me. It’s actually perfectly normal. Once u are really crazy it will add up as long as u don’t cure from it. I thought I was cured by taking medication but cause of the fact that I didn’t feel normal anymore(what actually isn’t a strange thing cause how can I feel normal if the only feeling I know is feeling crazy and if that’s the thing that medication take away??? Those doctors just don’t understand anything of what they say and base their believes of normal in what they SELF think that’s normal. I just have another opinion then all those robots on earth but then again that’s what makes me crazy) I stopped taking them allowing the process to become crazier as a meatball that is getting his nails done, continue his path that is filled with mind breaking puzzles that I need to resolve to get to a perfectly sane explanation. The fact that I am already on the path of becoming crazier as a meatball that is getting his nails done, proves that there will be no sane explanation that then again proves that I will never find it that then again proves I will be walking this path forever that then again proves that the only thing that I will achieve is getting crazier. That’s my personal evolution.